Dude, I love you a lot so I'm going to share with you a random skittles thought I had. Wouldn't it be so perfect if Stiles pulled out a couple of condoms and declared that he had "two tickets to bone town"? Because I think it would be perfect.
I have added this to my headcanon. Other headcanons include:
- Stiles once refers to sex as “burying the log.” Scott doesn’t react at all. Everyone else is horrified. Isaac considers staging an intervention.
- On their very first Valentine’s Day, Stiles buys Scott a card from the “Sympathy” section at Walgreens. Inside, he writes a beautiful poem that concludes, “Our love is idealized/I’m glad you’re not circumcised.” Underneath that he’s scrawled, “Obviously I’d love you even if you didn’t have your foreskin xoxox.” Scott chokes up. Isaac considers staging an intervention.
- On their three-month anniversary, Scott leaves a trail of heart-shaped chicken nuggets leading to the bed. Stiles chokes up. Isaac isn’t there, thank god.
- The first time they have sex, Scott is about to go down on Stiles when Stiles says, “Wait! There’s something on my dick I wanted to ask you about.” Scott is exasperated, but takes a look, and says no, that’s a vein, it’s just sort of weirdly crimped, I have the same thing here— and then they spend fifteen minutes looking at their dicks before Scott remembers about the blowjob. Scott tells Isaac about it later. Isaac stages an intervention, but no one attends.